Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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