Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
It was confusing and full of hummus
smell my finger.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
is that a dick in a sweater?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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