But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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