All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
My pussy is not your playground.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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