super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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