Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Randomize
