Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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