He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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