I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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