i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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