We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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