I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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