You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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