Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I FOUND THE LEGS
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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