I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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