Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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