Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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