Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
