I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
