I'm going to jail i love you
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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