On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Randomize
