hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
