should my penis look like a turkey
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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