goodnight i made you a song goodbye
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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