How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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