Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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