Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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