can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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