i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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