"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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