I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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