Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
