i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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