Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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