Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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