office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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