Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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