Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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