its not stalking. its research.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
