Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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