you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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