ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
no you cant smoke seaweed
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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