im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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