This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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