I hate your face
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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