I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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