so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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