Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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