So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just want nice things and good sex
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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