Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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