Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just pee around me
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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