on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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